February, 2007

16th. Issue.

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Look out! cried Derek. You're heading towards the abyss! John didn't even flinch as the vehicle carrying Derek, Nigel, Katie and himself went over the edge and plummeted into the unknown. There was nothing in front of them but a black emptiness. Impossible to tell how fast or how far they went, Derek and Katie huddled together in the back. John and Nigel pressed on with a strange calmness across their face as if they already knew what was going to happen.

Katie, a beautiful twenty-nine year old biologist, sat in her red and black overall with an expression on her face that made her look thirty years older. She was petrified and found little comfort in Derek sitting next to her. Derek was far too busy panicking! As their vehicle went over Derek was convinced he had seen death standing on the ledge laughing at them. The time spent below and the depth they were at was beginning to take its toil on this normally calm scholar. Derek would normally spend a Thursday at the local drama- society’s poetry evenings at The Five n Dime around the corner from where he rented a loft-space. Although a keen writer himself, he had never been able to summon the strength to read something of his own. He had always considered the risk to great.

Considering where he was at the moment, he realised what danger really was.

Nigel was no stranger to danger. In fact "No Stranger to Danger" had become his motto after having looked death in the eye on several occasions. Nigel was an adventurer and had travelled the world in search of hot-spots and natural disasters for over twenty-five years. Nearing the big five-o, he had been near killed so many times he had stopped counting. Scars and metal operated into his body bore witness to his dramatic life.

Two years ago, Nigel had been holding a lecture on life forms living at extreme conditions - a topic Nigel was particularly fond of - when John had approached him for the first time. John was somewhat of an adventurer himself, but at only half Nigel’s age he had not yet been out on a real-life expedition and his adventures had mostly been rummaging through books and antiques. He had travelled a great deal and spoken to a great many people, but unlike Nigel, he led a safe life.

John and Nigel had spoken for hours that day. Despite their backgrounds they discovered that they had a great many things in common.

At first, the experienced Nigel was apprehensive about the young man, but when John produced drawings he had discovered of creatures unlike anything Nigel had ever seen, his professional curiosity got the best of him.

John had on that first meeting described to Nigel how he had come across these drawings and from whom he had gotten the information. From that day on, John and Nigel had been working together to gather more information about the creatures from the drawings. After almost two years of work, John and Nigel found themselves convinced that the drawings were based on actual observations and decided to launch an expedition.

John was calmly at the controls of the vehicle pushing buttons and pulling levers. Derek was not impressed. After nearly ten minutes plummeting into the emptiness, Nigel had still not said a word or even looked up from the book in his lap. He seemed to be as much at ease with the situation as he was engulfed in the text. Not even Derek’s whimpering had caused his gaze to move from the book, but when Katie screamed as a flickering light appeared in front of them, Nigel lay the book down and said casually: Good. We're here.

To be continued


Incredibly, The Madness is moving to Shanghai! That's in China people!! Or was that The People's Republic of China...??!!

The editorial staff of the Madness has spent the last weeks trying to find adjectives that would describe the excitement, but have come up short! Words fail us! Just look at it! Oh-my/their/anyones-God! In the words of the Pointer Sisters I'm so excited and I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

As a part of a degree in International marketing, The Madness will spend a year in Shanghai, China!

Starting August 2007, The Madness will undergo a one month long, intensive language course in order to be able to order food and beverages. In order to install the right motivation in the candidate the language course will take place in Shanghai, China!

Departing August 2007, The Madness will spend a full year in the world's fifth largest city!

During the stay in Shanghai, Fudan University will be base camp for The Madness. The University has over 40.000 students and is ranked as one of the top three Universities in China! If its' good enough for a fifth of the world's population, it's good enough for me, Mr Madsen said in a statement. How very noble of him.
If his luck holds, one of his teachers will be a former Chinese minister for finance and delegate to the United Nations. Neat!

Well known as a shopping Mecca, Shanghai offers anything and everything! From designer knock-offs to the real deal! Made respectably by the night and day shift at Chinas many, many textile factories.

In a grand scheme to eliminate ethnocentricity. The Madness challenges all its readers to travel! Start saving now folks! For the duration of his residency in China, Mr Madsen expects and welcomes visitors from all over the globe! Start making plans now! This is a once in a lifetime offer!

YuYuan market
The Great Wall of China and Hong Kong harbour.
China is a huge country. A year will never be enough to see everything, but there are a few must-sees! No trip to China would be complete without a visit to the Great Wall, Beijing and the Forbidden City.

One can only hope that it will also be possible to see the terracotta army in Xian and perhaps someone will give a guided tour of Hong Kong?? Please?