I appologise for leaving this one on for so long, but as no one bothered to answer until quite recently, I place the blame entirely in your hands!

This was an open puzzle and as such has no right or wrong answers. I present the suggestions put before me.

 

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Fifth Week

Carl Thomas suggested:

"Why Santa couldn`t make my wish come true this christmas..."

Anne simply suggested:

"Dagen derpå!" (The Morning After)

However, it is my dear friend Hooty McBoob who came up with two great suggestions and is this weeks winner! Congrats!
A crying shame.
 
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The police believe they have some clues linking the incident to British soccer fans...